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Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:51

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
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No, not a chance
Then came..
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
Sapiente nemo autem perspiciatis.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
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share office space ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
So they tried