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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 24.06.2025 06:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

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No, not a chance

Then came..

No way

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

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Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

Sapiente nemo autem perspiciatis.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

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They put up a sign reading

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Can you share the entire summary of your spiritual life?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

No go.

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Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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share office space ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Loons and Moons

So they tried